Bonus Post: Order of the Phoenix Page 167

Harry's "Twilight" moment, changing climactic confrontations, Ernie MacMillan versus Voldemort, and a deep dive into The Weasleys' finances.

This is a paid-only post: it’s access like this that makes paid subscriptions to PotterPages worth it. Just think: where else could you read about my idea for a sitcom about Ernie MacMillan coming face-to-face with Voldemort? I think I’m implicitly suggesting that they eventually become roommates, which is probably even funnier.

ERNIE (pompously): Yes, …