Bonus Post: Chamber of Secrets Page 184
The trio's terrible planning, Professor Binns' weird historical ignorance, Ron's terrible guess at Lucius Malfoy's age, and how the Basilisk really gets around Hogwarts.
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Page 184 of Chamber of Secrets ends, extremely satisfyingly, on a section break. It’s never good, when you’re …